All 30 movie Reviews


Party Political Broadcast Party Political Broadcast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A colored president? That'll be the day!


CabbageClock responds:

Oh my GOD did you just say the P word?


A Butt In The Night A Butt In The Night

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the greatest butt that I have ever butted!


PotatoClock responds:

A man who knows his butts is a man whom is my friend!


Sonic Title Remake ;) Sonic Title Remake ;)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LET'S SPEED, KEED!



Jason's Old Ride Jason's Old Ride

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Is it just me, or is the honeymoon over for these two? I'm scared...


CabbageClock responds:

I don't know the whole story, George, but I think Tom just really needed to take a shit, and wasn't sure if he'd be done by tomorrow.


Cokes Covered in Shit III Cokes Covered in Shit III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

If you watch this movie backwards that man face-shits on the coke then telepathically puts it back into the machine. Then the machine pays him for it!


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CabbageClock responds:

YOU FIGURED OUT THE SECRET OF ESREVER!


Kozak VIII: Kozackass Kozak VIII: Kozackass

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I was on Kozackass once in a stunt we called Bird Watching. It didnt end well.


CabbageClock responds:

Oh yeah, I remember this one. Then your future son banged his future mother and Darth Vader banged your brains! Epic episode.


Roseanne Roseanne

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I don't get the humor here. But Biff said I'd better give it a good review or he'd never let me do his homework for him again.


CabbageClock responds:

You see, the humor lies in that Roseanne is like "blah blah blah" and then all of the rest of them come in and are like "wah wah wah" and then the little kid totally flips. Watch it again, it's hilarious.


VeggieClock Collection 3 VeggieClock Collection 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't vote five on this movie, that he'd melt my brain!


CabbageClock responds:

Forget Darth Vader, if you don't vote 5 on this movie I'll boil your nutsack.


-A Steamy Day- -A Steamy Day-

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You deserved it

Merry Fuck You.

And a Happy New Year


EvilBerryClock responds:

Batting average: 2.06 / 5.00 (C+)


ZoloftClock's Christmas ZoloftClock's Christmas

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Slaptastic

Feels like a punch in the butt. I hated it. Don't make any more. Please


atomearthmother responds:

Please write back when you have at least one movie of your own with a higher score, please. Asshat.